Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
