Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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