Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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