Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Randomize
