How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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