were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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