I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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