Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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