at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Send help, water and tortillas.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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