I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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