Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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