I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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