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I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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