Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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