the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
well you can't waste a boner
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
