so let's talk penis.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize