so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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