She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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