Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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