I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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