Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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