You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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