In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Having a random hookup so left but love u
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
We are two peas in an std pod
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
