I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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