Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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