why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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