It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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