There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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