i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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