I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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