I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i just google imaged poop.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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