Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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