you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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