Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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