I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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