matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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