Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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