Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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