WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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