my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I could have mohawked her pubes.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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