I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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