...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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