sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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