So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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