You did not just play the dead husband card again.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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