She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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