problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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