it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
