did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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