3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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