Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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