yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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