he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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