we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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