okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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