i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We need to rekindle our bromance
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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