It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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