doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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