I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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